Free Santa banta SMS Jokes
santa ke ghar beti paida hui.banta(to santa)- jab teri beti jawan hogi to ladke usey chhedenge.santa- maine iska intzam kar liya hai.banta- wo kaise?santa- maine iska naam didi rakha hai.__________________________________Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?Kyon?Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!__________________________________How can a Santa kill a Lion?Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me."__________________________________Banta :Truck dekh kar Tum kaanpate kyo ho?Santa :1 Truck driver Meri Biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,har baar lagta hai jaise usko wapas karne aya__________________________________Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.__________________________________ Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?Banta: Gold ring de de.Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
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